Bacon, good. Beer, good. This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. I either need a place to purchase this or instructions on how to make one ASAP.
You could made a convincing argument that Google is already everywhere but I think this entry into the shit ticket market pretty much seals the case. I’ve got to figure out how to get a case of this stuff. I have no idea what “100% virgin pulp” feels like on the ass but I bet it makes Cottonelle feel like 80 grit sandpaper.
The members of TastyBooze have many different alliances to colleges in the Northwest, mostly between UW and WSU, and even recently J Diggles has adopted the University of Oregon. And, I know, that both UW and WSU are having rough seasons, so it’s hard for me to make fun of or mock the Oregon Ducks, but this video, “I Love My Ducks” is making it a lot easier. I think every UO friend of mine on Facebook has posted this video too. Sure, Oregon is in the driver’s seat for the Rose Bowl this year, but they have two tough games to close out the season - against Arizona and the Civil War against Oregon State. Personally, I think it’s a little early to start “smelling roses.” Honestly, the song is kind of catchy…I wonder if they wrote it before or after the Ducks got stomped out by Stanford? (Sorry, couldn’t help myself.)
I was listening to the B.S. Report with Bill Simmons on the way in this morning and he was talking to Bob Einstein. They kept talking about this character Morty Funkhouser that Einstein plays on Curb Your Enthusiasm and a joke that Funkhouser told in a recent episode. Einstein said on the podcast he had to tell Larry David the joke six times so that David would be able to keep a straight face when they shot the scene.
I tracked it down on YouTube and the joke is a doozy. Supposedly a little later in the show you can still see Jerry laughing in the background. Be warned that’ll you need your headphones for the punchline and try not to have any liquid in your mouth. I’m still trying to clean coffee off my laptop.
If you’ve still failed to convince your significant other that a kegerator is a worthwhile and worthy investment than the BrewTender might be the next best thing.
Nobody wants to have to walk to the fridge for reinforcements every 12 ounces. With the BrewTender you’ll have 80 ounces of ice cold beer right at your finger tips. The best part is that this 80 ounce beer chiller is extremely portable and less than $100. That means every one of your buddies in the football watching circle can buy their own. That way everyone takes their own BrewTender from house to house each week and everyone only has to refill once per game. Four or five games later everyone will be pretty well smashed and pretty well rested due to the minimal number of times they had to leave their seat. Really it’s a win-win for everybody.
To get you through the middle of the week we have a Jets-Raiders chick fight, the best girl-on-girl knockouts in MMA, 13 of the hottest celebrity mother-daughter combos and fish sticks are a good alternative.
Parody Rapper Seanie Mic is back with a literal version of Color Me Badd’s I Wanna Sex You Up. I don’t think I ever saw the video for this song until now and it’s fucking ridiculous. How did anyone ever take these four chuckleheads seriously?
Personally, I think pogo sticks should come with a cup to protect your junk, because anytime you step on a pogo stick, you are just opening yourself up to some pain. Watch this video for a perfect example.
This is the kind of thing that makes me miss college and makes me feel like a shitbox for not making a trip back to Pullman this year. Baba Ganoush went last weekend and he roots for the Huskies for fuck’s sake.
Come on Batman, what the fuck? We all know you’re classier than that. The only time you should be breaking windows is if you’re crashing through them on your kick ass zip-line-grappling-hook-gun-utility-belt thing.
This thing is a little long at 10 minutes but if you’re a fan of The Wire, which you fucking should be, it’s well with your time. The Clay Davis “SHEEEEEEEEEIT” and Jimmy McNulty “”hat the fuck did I do?” compilations are classic.
Of course, Brett Farve loves his Wrangler Really Tiny Jean Shorts (or Jorts), especially for those pick-up football games on a sunny, summer afternoon when standard-length Wranglers are just going to be too hot.
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