Check out this local newscast that tries to get some footage at Puppy Paradise. Apparently the dogs missed the memo that this was a family news broadcast and they should save the humping for later. I don’t know if Don Harman doesn’t have Animal Planet or the Discovery channel but he loses his shit when they cut back to him for the weather. I don’t know if I have ever seen somebody laugh so hard about a couple of dogs getting freaky.

I hate Monday. I didn’t think I got that drunk on Saturday but I am definitely fighting dehydration and nasty mouth taste that definitely points towards a two day hangover. Oh well, on to the links. Today Bill O’Reilly is an asshole, Megan Fox sans shirt, some collar popping douchebaggery and Kim Kardashian is pushing the limits of her Juicy suit.

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I don’t see what all the fuss was about the dress looks fine to me. Oh. Wait. You mean the girl on the left is the one that got arrested? I guess that makes a little more sense. I thought the girl on the left was headed out to the Player’s Ball.

When Marche Taylor tried to enter the ballroom at the local Marriott where the prom was being held school officials stopped her and told her that her ‘custom’ dress was inappropriate. An argument ensued and eventually someone called the cops who led Marche away in handcuffs. She wasn’t charged and was later released.

I don’t know what surprised me more. The fact that this girl actually thought that was an okay outfit to wear or that this happened somewhere other than Florida.

Hit the link below for news cast video goodness including Marche modeling her dress.

Original Story: TXCN.com

Yep, they’re still gross!

Our favorite girls at the annual Costume Institute gala at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art last week.  By the way, remember a few years ago, when everybody could not wait for these girls to grow up and be bombshells?  Me neither…

Source: MSN Movies

I’ve seen a few steeplechase wrecks in my day, but this has to be the worst one yet. I feel sorry for the guy. It looks like he could have pulled a hammy, or torn a nut sack, or both. Better luck next time!

Another Monday and another hot lady to brighten up your Monday morning. Alley here is going for the cowgirl look. I like the Texas shout out on the back of her bikini.

Eva Mendes has finally taken the plunge and gone the topless route.  May not be a classy move, but sure is an awesome one.  I expect this to re-jumpstart her career into another sting of classics like Stuck On You. Good work, Eva.  And don’t forget to check out the latest in bacon products and tips for seducing that cougar you have always wanted.

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Apparently the fancy ass beer pong table built by the West Virginia University engi-nerds really struck a nerve with Lexington Steele. He tried to hide this rant in the comments of the post but it is the most he has written on the site in months so I had to give it a post of it’s own.

I gotta give some props to these nerds for putting together what appears to be a pretty sweet table. But, let me rain on their parade. These nerds obviously built this thing with the hopes of getting some college pussy. Hence the “Apple Bottom Jeans” song playing. But I failed to see any college sluts playing pong on this. Wait, I didn’t see any fucking pong being played at all. And how the hell are you supposed to play pong in the dark? Did you put LED’s in the friggin cups? No, you didn’t. And since the lights were out, its obvious that you can’t see the LED’s without the lights out. Maybe your professor should have taught you to test your instruments before installing 600 fucking LED’s. So this basically is a pong table built of 2×4’s and plywood with a kick ass paint job, a CD player with sub-grade speakers, and some decent looking ball washers. I bet Mad Mardigan could’ve thrown this son-of-a-bitch together in one weekend. Next time, get a materials engineer on your team, build a collapsible table with some new composite material that will give you a less deviated bounce and will be light weight for transport. That way you can carry the table to where the bitches will be. Its obvious they’re not hanging out in your laboratory. And agreed on the beer. Pong is meant to be played with $14/case domestic beer. Do yourself a favor and actually go buy a case of beer someday. Drinking the stuff is pretty fun and may get you laid.

I agree with Lexington. Everyone knows that T-Pain doesn’t get the job done with the ladies anymore. If you are looking to make panties drop you have to roll with the Kanye.

Feast your eyes on what has got to be one of the most elaborate beer pong tables every constructed. It has 600 LEDs that flash to the beat of the music and automatic ball washers for fucks sake.

I will bet anyone $20 that somebody dipped their ball sack into one of those swirling ball washers. How else are you going to test if the current is strong enough to actually clean the ping pong balls?

Jump to the 2:30 mark to skip the builders montage and get right to the action.

If you answered yes to both of those questions then today is your lucky day. Solutions is selling the remote control cooler for only $69.95. This little remote controlled bastard can keep up to six of your favorite brews ice cold and will work up to 30 feet away. The RC cooler isn’t just limited to your backyard. It’s collapsible and comes with a shoulder strap which means you can lug it down to your favorite tailgate and impress all your buddies with your own beerbot.

I don’t even have a patio but I need to get one of these things. I wonder how well it will work over carpet. I would be pretty sweet to drive ice cold beers around to all your buddies while you are watching the game on the couch. Time to find the Tasty Booze company credit card and make purchase. It’s for the good of the site.

Product Page via Gizmodo

Finally Friday is upon us. College Humor is narrowing down the hot college girls, Liz Hurley is looking good despite old age, 24 bizarre signs and notices and Richie Sexson is a punk.

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When you live in a country with roughly 13 million CCTV cameras an available camera is never that far away. A U.K. band called The Get Out Clause couldn’t afford a proper camera crew to make a music video so they travelled to over 80 locations around Manchester and played for the CCTV cameras. Once they were done they sent Freedom of Information Act requests to all of the companies running the cameras. They ran into a number of companies that claimed they had “deleted” the footage but they were still able to get video from about 20 different locations which was enough to make their video.

Original Story: Telegraph.co.uk

Thank God it’s Beer Review Friday. I spent last night drinking Sierra Nevada’s Summerfest Lager and watching The Office. As usual, Michael Scott continues to amaze me. Anyways, on to the beer review. Hopefully you can include Summerfest in your summer getting-fucked-up repertoire.

While I enjoy a big aroma and a tangy hop bite, the best thing about Summerfest is the fact that it’s a pilsner-style lager that doesn’t come in a green bottle. Nothing tastes worse than a beer in a green bottle (i.e. Beck’s, Pilsner Urquell, Heineken, Stella Artois - all pilsners). Summerfest, on the other hand, doesn’t taste like shit. I could easily sit down and kick back a six-pack of these boys ($8.99 at the local mini-mart) without getting that pissy aftertaste in my mouth.

If you’re in to lighter summer beers, Sierra Nevada’s Summerfest is a beer for you. It’s nice and crisp, light and golden. It would be the perfect companion on a hot summer afternoon. Do yourself a favor and try it out. Don’t get me wrong, Sierra Nevada’s Pale Ale is still the king at the Sierra Nevada Berwing Co., but this is a nice seasonal with a generous 5.0% alcohol content.

Animal asshole tattoo #4! I can’t believe I found another one! I didn’t think anything was going to beat the monkey spreading his ass cheeks but I think this guy might have just grabbed the title. A cow’s ass with flies buzzing around!? Unbelievable. What convinces these douche bags that this is a good idea? I think that there has got to be a least a case of Natural Light Ice involved.

What is going on with this guy’s belly button? It looks like it just gave birth to a calf.

Diggles is out today and a buddies wedding so I am filling in on the Mantastic Links. Today Double Viking has a hot (by hot I mean porn star) international babe, a Cuban man attempts to make the worlds longest cigar, Britney Spears likes the phone sex and Olivia Munn decides which deodorant will make a girl want to sleep with you.

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