When heading out on my next babysitting gig be sure to check perimeter of house for following objects:
1. Shovel
2. Baseball Bat
3. BB Gun
4. MACHETE
Do not under any circumstances try to prevent the 11 year old girl from choking the dog because she has to feed it unless I want to have her chase me around with all of the above listed objects.
Can we get this little girl some Riddlin some fucking marijuana? Just chill her the fuck out, make her like a little Fonzie.
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