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Jack Attack on a Christmas Tree

by Mike Honcho on February 1, 2007

At 2am bar staff refused to serve any more alcohol. Undaunted, Kiefer persuaded management to let them loose in the lobby.

He ordered yet more booze on room service, then staggered around the entrance hall, entertaining pals with a bizarre, flailing breakdancing routine.

It was then that a huge Christmas tree caught his eye.

“I hate that fucking Christmas tree,” he declared. “The tree HAS to come down”(in all fairness, the angel ornament sitting atop it called him a pussy first).

Bow down before Kiefer Sutherland, tree-punishing pirate.

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