1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle. Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.
2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet. Cause: You pissed your pants. Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom.
3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You’re lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
4. Symptom: The floor looks blurry. Cause: You’re looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill your Boggs.
5. Symptom: You see multiple reflections of your face. Cause: You’re trying to puke in the toilet. Cure: Heave harder.
6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny. Cause: You’re in the wrong house. Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
