Seattle police Officer Sean O’Donnell walks past where a Seattle police cruiser came to rest halfway inside a sub shop after an accident early Wednesday morning. Firefighters had to cut open the car to get the officer out.

According to a Seattle Police Department spokesperson, “Among the factors being looked into are … the medical conditions of … the cyclist.”

If anyone learns of a medical condition with symptoms that include the potentiality of a police officer running your ass over and slamming you into a Sub Shop while you’re riding your bicycle, please let me know…I’d like to be vaccinated if possible.