For those of you who don’t know this douche bag, he is Seattle’s Fox Affiliate’s evening weatherman, and he is one goofy son of a bitch. My fascination with Walter Kelley began in the fall of 2002, when Walter was the weather man for Fox’s morning news show. At 6:00 AM, all I wanted to know was whether to wear long or short sleeves, but what I got was a A-1 dipshit sporting a world class shit-eating grin. OK, give the guy some credit, he’s just trying to be an energetic morning TV personality, right? Wrong.
I’m on to you Walter Kelley, you fuckin fraud.
There is no way in hell that a drop in barometric pressure or an off-shore storm system could make anyone that happy. And fucking FORGET about it when it snows. This son of a bitch acts like he hit the $50 million Powerball jackpot when Seattle gets a 1/4 inch of snowfall combined with some 20 mph winds. Here’s a recent quote: “Well Western Washington, watch out, we’ve got a low pressure system building up north…. that’s in CANADA!” Thanks for the geography lesson Walt. You’ve been put on notice Kelley, it’s just a matter of time before the rest of the world exposes you for the idiot you truly are.
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they guy is the only reason I watch the news. Everyday is memorable. On a side note a blacked out weather guy, hit on my girlfriend a couple months back w/ some real classy one liners while drinking a pink friuty drink… (I’ll get back to ya on exactly what he said but it was funny)