Go ahead everyone let out that sigh of relief. Relax your muscles and let the tension melt away. Today a judge finally decided who would be allowed to decide where Anna Nicole will be buried. I don’t know about you but this has been tearing me apart for the last two weeks. I haven’t been able to sleep at night not knowing where a former playmate and worlds most famous gold digger will be laid to rest.
A few months ago Gerald Ford, former President of the United States, passed away. Here was a man that spent his entire adult life working to make not only America but the rest of the world a better place. His passing was headline news for about two days.
Cut to Anna Nicole who only looked out for number one and her bank account. Her death manages to be the headline news story on every major channel for the last two weeks. Aren’t we at war? Who cares which hole in the ground they drop her into? In fact she had already purchased said hole in the Bahamas, so what the fuck is everyone arguing about?
There was a headline on MSNBC today that read “Judge botching Smith hearing?” in regards to the “who is going to get the dead body” hearing and the judge turning it into a circus. Really? It’s the judges fault? You don’t think it has anything to do with the 300 journalists outside the courthouse? If that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black I don’t know what is.
Lets just drop her in the ground and be done with the whole thing.
