“Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man’s rectum during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.”
There are a couple of things wrong above paragraph.
A. The guy had a grenade up his ass
B. “Security Clampdown” apparently means very thorough inspection of assholes.
However what I really want to know is what this guy was planning to do with his ass grenade. I would think that if you are going to go through the discomfort of having a grenade up your ass you would have a pretty good plan.
Prisoner caught with grenade where?





















