If you haven’t wasted a least a few hours of your life killing demons in Doom II then this article probably won’t make much sense.

However having logged many hours of Doom II and having dated a nightmare girl myself I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off.

Let the smothering begin
Pretty soon things start getting tricky, there seems to be a never-ending supply of Imps and they just won’t stop. Baby, I love you but I need some space, okay? I’ve got other monsters to kill and these keycards aren’t getting any easier to find.

How dating my ex was like playing DOOM II on nightmare mode