I am not familiar with customs in India so maybe this sort of thing is normal and happens all the time. A groom showed up to his own wedding a little bit too drunk so the bride’s family and other villagers chased his ass away. The bride’s family then invited the man’s younger brother to step in and marry their daughter. Talk about a shitty next morning. Waking up hungover and then realizing your brother is now banging the girl that was supposed to be your wife.
It reminds me of an old Seinfeld joke:
The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman’s point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That’s why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.
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1 Hank Yerzimbeck // Apr 30, 2007 at 8:58 am
Here’s another intersting custom in India: Richard Gere has a warrant for his arrest for hugging and kissing an Indian supermodel and national Icon at a recent AIDS awareness rally.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdnaHHns3c0
Alright, he went a little too far for comfortablitily, but an arrest warrant……
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