I found one of those fancy ass five bladed Gillette Fusions in a bathroom drawer last night and it reminded me of one of the funniest stories I have ever read on The Onion.
Shut up, I’m telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we’re standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we’re the chumps. Well, fuck it. We’re going to five blades.
Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades
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