We have had a real run of teachers with an inability to keep their pants on around students but news broke today about someone on the other end of the spectrum.
A Toronto elementary school principal has been charged with assault after trying to throw her own shit at a student. A 49 year old woman dropped a William H. Shatner in her own hand and then launched it at a student who must have really pissed her off.
I want to know how this went down because I can only envision two possibilities.
1. Pricinpal seeks the privacy of the bathroom to shit in her own hand before tracking down her target.
2. Having no shame the Principal shit in the immediate vicinity of the student before launching her attack.
Just a word of advice to everyone. If someone is shitting in their hand anywhere near you get the hell out of there. Nothing good can come of it. Nothing.
Principal admits throwing excrement
