I came across something this weekend that I thought was pretty funny. Like most websites we use a couple of different tools to track the traffic that comes into Tasty Booze. One of those tools shows us where people have come from. For example Bored Dude has a link to Tasty Booze on their referral page. If someone clicks that link then our tool shows us they came from Bored Dude. If someone lands at Tasty Booze after doing a Google search the tool will tell us what phrase they used in their Google search. Sure it is a little big brother but it is pretty sweet.
So Sunday morning I was out of bed early making some coffee for my lady friend and myself. I am slightly obsessed with checking our site traffic so I sat down to review the numbers while my pot of gloriousness brewed. Needless to say I was pretty surprised to find out that someone had found their way to Tasty Booze after doing a Google search for “grinding bonerâ€. After thinking about it I realized that it actually made sense. We have two great posts buried in the archives of Tasty Booze that discuss a phenomena that we dubbed “Boner Rubbingâ€. Both posts stem from a night that Hank and I along with friends spent in a gay dance club called Neighbors.
Anyone for a good Boner Rubbing?
There are two things that did confuse me about this:
1. Why was somone searching for “grinding boner”?
2. What exactly were they hoping to find?
4 responses so far ↓
1 Mike Honcho // May 1, 2007 at 8:12 pm
That’s great! I’m glad whoever searched for “grinding boner” found this site. They deserve it. Come forward and claim your post.
2 Hadley // May 1, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Amazing. I decided to google grinding boner myself. The first post I came upon was a guy asking a question to the tone of; “If I’m grinding with a girl and get a boner, does she know?” There were all sorts of responses… here’s my favorite:
“I’ve been ‘grinding’ since I was 12 or 13, and what I have found through my personal experience is that usually the younger the guy is the more frequent the boner incident becomes, also I have always loved grind dancing, but believe it or not I prefer it strictly as an intimate dancing experience, one in which I do not like feeling the guy’s boner”
Wow, I had no idea women had such deep thoughts ‘grind dancing’.
3 Mitch Martin // May 2, 2007 at 7:55 am
Women are complicated creatures.
I was reviewing the logs last night and found the following entry:
Google Search: latino boner
Sure enough if you Google for ‘latino boner’ Tasty Booze is the first page returned.
4 I Eat Snowman Poop // May 6, 2007 at 5:33 pm
LOL I get the same thing. I did an entry on this today. I had a search to my blog for what do to with a boner while grinding.
lol
Leave a Comment