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Douche Bag Definition

May 7th, 2007 by Mitch Martin · 14 Comments · 2,851 Views

Douche Bag Definition

We talk a lot about douche bags here on Tasty Booze. In fact we actually have a Douche Bag of the Week contest. I have always sort of assumed that everyone knows what we mean when we refer to someone as a douche bag. In case I have been wrong in that assumption I thought I would post this picture that not only has the definition but a picture perfect example of a douche bag.

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14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Lexington Steele // May 7, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    Everything about this guy makes me want to punch-a-size his face for free. How bout the fact that he appears to be living in the basement of his parent’s house and spends his money on fish for his aquarium and blanket wall hangings. Sweet.

  • 2 J Diggles // May 7, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    the tricep flex for the camera is a nice touch

  • 3 Mitch Martin // May 7, 2007 at 8:02 pm

    I can’t believe you beat me to commenting on the tricep flex. Dammit!

  • 4 J Diggles // May 8, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    i rarely miss a tricep

  • 5 obvious // Jul 14, 2007 at 9:18 am

    funny thing is, this douchebag could probably beat the living shit out of all the people talking shit. Everybody loves acting all big and bad over the internet, but IRL theyre some pale skinned fatass in their mothers basement, and don’t even get me started on girls that you guys obviously have never talked to. Grow up and stop talking shit like 5 year olds.

  • 6 obvious_killer // Jul 14, 2007 at 10:56 am

    the funny this is your proabably the guy in the picture

  • 7 Tom // Aug 13, 2007 at 7:30 am

    obvious stop defending self photo.

  • 8 Outlawzero // Sep 17, 2007 at 2:47 am

    hmm… I’m 6″2′ 250 lbs broad shouldered and barrel chested. My hands are as big as saucers, and my fingers as thick as sausages. If this douchebag wants to go, then I would love to make his shirt red. I would be willing to bet the Norse, and Celt blood flowing though my viens could beat the menstrual blood flowing through his!

  • 9 Dave // Sep 23, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    http://www.myspace.com/monojared

    … just go there, and check out this guy’s profile pic… it doesn’t get more douchebag than that!

    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=88983867&albumID=1163665&imageID=12755535

  • 10 Crank dat // Oct 15, 2007 at 7:26 pm

    thats pretty funny……and by the way, shut the fuck up obvious, its a funny pic…

  • 11 How Cool Are You? // Feb 26, 2008 at 7:23 am

    [...] what number of popped collars does one turn from douchebag (see definition) into awesome? I think it was previously assumed that all popped collars equaled douchebagery (and [...]

  • 12 Jessie // Mar 14, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    i think hes hot

  • 13 steve // Apr 3, 2008 at 2:51 am

    i would say that grin classifies as a smirk…which is even worse

  • 14 douchewatcher // Aug 14, 2008 at 8:39 am

    thats nothing, for much much more:

    http://www.douchewatcher.com

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