I’ll say it. I like to fu*k. I do it a lot. And sometimes it gets me into unfortunate situations. Like right now. Right now I am royally fu*king fu*ked.
See, I went to this big dinner party the other night, trying to stay out of trouble, but lo and be-fu*king-hold, who’s there but one of the fu*kfiends from our sales team, wearing fu*k-me pumps and this little green skirt. So I fu*ked her. Twice. First time quick, second time slow. And then I fu*ked her friend Michelle (a great fu*k), and Michelle’s boyfriend, Alec, and his ex-girlfriend Rina, who’s a fu*king Persian sex goddess. Same bed, same night.
Fu*king incredible fu*king.
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