People live their lives by all kinds of different rules. Some people have a motto, some people have a creed and there is a select set that use a creedo. I myself perfer to live by Pirate Law. Seventy easy to remember laws that govern all decisions I make in life.
5. Pirates do not cry, except in the case of the loss of a shipload of rum.
26. Under no circumstances is a comb-over an acceptable pirate hairdo.
29. No pirate shall ever drive a minivan, unless he drives the minivan into a tavern, for the purposes of looting barrels of rum from said tavern. Upon completion of this task, the minivan is to be burned. No exceptions.
40. A pirate must never visit a tanning salon. If he is not already tan enough from searching for treasure, he hasn’t been searching hard enough.
