If you have ever seen The Terminator you know that at some point a robot uprising will be upon us. Forntunately, tastybooze is here for your edification on survival (for much more, check out this website) .
- Survival Method 1: Pose as a Broken Humanoid Robot
This is in hopes that the robots just pass you by during their destruction, thinking you are one of them. Some of the key’s to this method include: making noise such as an occasional “beep” or “boop” sound and moving like a robot, i.e. very abrubtly while constantly maintaining perfect 90 degree angles. The latter of course only works because you are broken. Contemporary robots are more dexterous. Pretend you are either damaged machinery or a well-oiled break-dancing machine, and pop and lock your way into the heart of robot territory.
- Survival Method 2: Hand-to-Hand Combat
If you find yourself in a brawl with a robot, your only hope is to escape. A robot foe won’t trade insults and it can’t be intimidated. You should fully expect a swift pincer-clamping attack without warning. The key is to destroy or disable all exposed “sensors”. Sensors are by far the most vulnerable, exposed parts of any robot. A handful of dirt, mud, or water will suffice. It is hard for a robot to wipe mud from its eyes when it has whirring buzz saws for hands.
This guy has obviously put a lot of thought into this. Personally, if our robot enemies look like this, I’m down for whatever.
