Nobody told this poor 12 year old bastard about the existence of a man named Bruce Lee and now he is pissed.
You say you love me, and yet there is a man who can jump like four feet into the air and kick a guy five times before landing—and you kept it from me. That can hardly be called love.
Let me make one thing perfectly clear to avoid any misunderstandings like this in the future: If you know of any men who can casually stand on live cobras while sending a telegram, or scissor kick a dude who’s still hanging onto his foot, alert me immediately.
Do yourself a favor and check out his full rant. Why Was I Not Informed About Bruce Lee?






















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