Well gentlemen the month of June in coming to a close so it is time to put on that final push to get your boggs tally up as high as possible. I would probably recommend buying a case of beer at about noon and then getting started at about one with the intent of finishing all 24. I think I can see said case of boggs and an afternoon of Wii Sports in my immediate future.
Everybody put up impressive numbers this month but there were definitely a couple of outstanding performances. I still haven’t heard from Hank who should be returning from a cruise shortly but I have a feeling his overall total is just going to be scary. If all this talk of a boggs tally is confusing you click the link below back to the original post.
I haven’t seen one good thing come from these big balls. Every video I see is is pretty much the same; some kid getting demolished by a giant ball. In fact, we’ve posted Big Ball Videos before, even a Big Ball Dodgeball Video. I don’t know what hits this kid, but it does the job.
P.S. I’m listening to the Mr. Bergis Prank Call - NASCAR right now while I’m posting this and can’t stop laughing. Make sure to go back and check out Mr. Bergis week and all the related posts.
The iPhone officially releases at 6pm tonight across the country. Does that seem like a random time to anyone else? Anyway, I know we are all excited. I am personally still debating whether or not to get one first thing. I have to think that at some point in the next six months the price will be lowered as a package with a 2-year plan. But for now it is either $499 or $599, no discounts. I mean, what the F? That is expensive. Nevertheless, I suspect that if I walk past an Apple or AT&T store, irrational exuberance will kick in - so hopefully they will be sold out. I already have 2 ipods, a digital camera, and an internet phone…
This sweet ass pictures of Wade’s Hall of Fame plaque was sent in by loyal reader T. Lewis. He had this to say about the awe inspiring experience.
Gentlemen,
I just visited the Baseball Hall of Fame with my dad and brother. I snapped this shot of the Wade Boggs plaque when I was there!
All I could think of was an ice cold, delicious and nutritious Miller Lite (or 90 of them)!
This picture is so good that I am giving it a spot in the sidebar.
A couple of days ago I wrote a post about two douche bags (one is pictured to the right) who were in line in front of the Manhatten Apple Store 100 hours before the iPhone was going to be released. Turns out the guy in the front of the line is Greg Packer and he isn’t even really there for an iPhone. What!? That’s right old Greg is just a professional “first in line sitter”. The SOB has an entire wikipedia page about his first in line exploits.
According to a 2002 article about Packer, “He was first in the line to see ground zero when the viewing platform opened at the World Trade Center site December 30 [2001]. He was the first in line in 1997 to sign the condolence book at the British consulate when Princess Diana died. He slept outside in the snow in Washington in January 2001 to be the first in line to greet President George W. Bush after his inauguration.”
In this clip Bart Sibrel, a documentary film maker, confronts Buzz Aldrin outside of a Beverly Hills hotel. Sibrel is one of those conspiracy nut jobs that claims we never actually landed on the moon. In the clip you can hear him shouting at Buzz and then Sibrel crosses the line when he calls Buzz “a coward and liar!”. He may be 72 but one thing is for sure, you don’t fuck with a former astronaut. Buzz unleashes a nasty right hook that Sibrel never sees coming.
Let’s be honest. You would probably be pretty hard pressed to find something in this world that some guy somewhere hasn’t tried to stick his dick into. That being said Robert Stewart might have just broken new ground.
The 51-year-old bachelor was charged with the bizarre sexual offence after he was disturbed by the cleaner and her colleague in a private hostel in Ayr. The charge alleges he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, simulated sex with a bicycle and continued to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female employees.
What are the logistics of humping your bike? Was he just grinding the seat? There are a lot of gears with sharp metal teeth on a bike. The whole thing is kind of hard to comprehend.
I can’t believe someone beat us to this. A documentary warning the world and specifically girls about douche bags. I mean we post pictures once a week to help our fellow man enhance his ability to spot a douche bag but this is genius.
