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ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE

by Mitch Martin on June 27, 2007

Let’s be honest. You would probably be pretty hard pressed to find something in this world that some guy somewhere hasn’t tried to stick his dick into. That being said Robert Stewart might have just broken new ground.

The 51-year-old bachelor was charged with the bizarre sexual offence after he was disturbed by the cleaner and her colleague in a private hostel in Ayr. The charge alleges he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, simulated sex with a bicycle and continued to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female employees.

What are the logistics of humping your bike? Was he just grinding the seat? There are a lot of gears with sharp metal teeth on a bike. The whole thing is kind of hard to comprehend.

Original Article: mail.co.uk

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Brian June 28, 2007 at 11:53 am

Does this make him a pedal-file?

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