I can’t figure out if this site is wicked awesome and useful or just something created by a guy with waaaaay to much time on his hands. The overall objective of the site is pretty simple:
I love it when people have “who would win in a fight” conversations. You know the kind - “Who would win in a fight between Robocop and the Terminator?” or “Who would win a fight between Peewee Herman and Gilligan?” Etc…
But something that is always lacking in those conversations is a proper, quantifiable, measurement of how much of a “bad-ass” someone or something is.
To that end he assigns B.A.Q. (bass ass quotient) points to a long list of animals, celebrities and some robots. The system works like this.
Fire Ant ————————————————– BAQ = 1
Sewer Rat ———————————————– BAQ = 10
It would take about 10 fire ants to evenly fight 1 sewer rat.
Rambo (armed with his knife)============================== 19,990 BAQ
Jack Sparrow - from “Pirates of the Caribbean” ================= 20,005 BAQ
James Bond (unarmed) =================================== 31,007 BAQ
You get the idea.
Suncrafter’s Bad-Ass Quotient System






















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I gave myself an honest rating and I came in with a 1,335…right above Jeffery Dahmer and just below Tiger Woods (armed with a golf club). I feel like a pussy.