Pop quiz hotshot: After spending the night having sex and smoking pot with a prostitute you leave her in your apartment while you go on a beer run. What happens?
A. She jacks all your stuff.
B. She throws a party.
C. She dies.
D. She moves with all her worldly possessions.
If you are a 39 year old man from Lake City, WA then the answer is C.
According to the police report, the woman stayed behind at the man’s apartment to take a bath while the man walked to a nearby 7-Eleven, returning home 20 minutes later. The man noticed his bathroom door was still closed. He waited another 15 minutes before venturing in. Upon entering the bathroom, the man found the lifeless body of the 47-year-old prostitute. In a panic, he shook her and slapped her but got no response. Then he really freaked out.
By “freaked out†they mean the guy filled the tub with cold water and drank beer for three days while trying to decide exactly what he should do with the body. Then in a second move of brilliance the guy called his boss for advice on what to do. Luckily his boss who must be a level headed chap recommended they call the police and report the death.
Lucky for this guy the police believe his story and no charges have been pressed at this time.
1 response so far ↓
1 J Diggles // Jun 15, 2007 at 11:26 am
holy crap, what do you think his boggs total was after three days
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