This contestant comes to us via a reader submission and what appears to be some cell phone camera handiwork.

I would like to make a submission for duche bag of the week. I would like to call this one “red neck utility belt”. I counted 7 holsters holding various tools. One thing that the photo does not show is a blue tooth headset and fingerless gloves. You have to love Auburn.

Mick Anderson

God I wish those fingerless gloves were in the shot.