The yellow arrows to the right are pointing at the first two douches to get in line for an iPhone at the Apple store in Manhattan. Keep in mind it is only Monday. That means these two jackasses have got about 100 hours to go before they get their dick beaters on a brand new iPhone. I will admit that I am a gadget nerd. I think I have had something like 6 cell phones in the last year. However these guys and most of the other iPhone fanboys are on a whole other level called ri-goddamn-diculous.

I mean it is a cell phone for Christ sake. Will it play music, movies and make phone calls? Sure but I don’t think it is worth a 100 hour wait. These two jackasses are going to waste 100 hours of their life while the rest of us normal people will just wait and walk into an Apple store on Sunday and pick one up.

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