A Seattle teenager managed an impressive combination of activities last weekend, as he was arrested for driving drunk down the Interstate whilst naked and receiving oral sex.
The 19-year-old’s car was spotted by a state trooper as it drove erratically along Interstate 90 in Washington state. The car was speeding up and slowing down and swerving from lane to lane, so the officer stopped the vehicle.
Upon stopping the car, the trooper couldn’t help but notice that both the occupants of the car were naked. The lady passenger, a 20-year-old, immediately began trying to cover herself – and the containers of alcohol – up. The male driver, however, didn’t try to disguise his nudity.
The woman passenger explained that she had been performing oral sex on the driver, according to the police.
The man has now been charged with driving under the influence, and the wonderful crime of ‘embracing while driving’.
State trooper Jeff Merrill commented, wisely: ‘You are not supposed to be hugging or kissing while driving. It’s so distracting.’
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“Embracing while driving” it sounds so nice and quaint. I like the kid though. Despite that fact that he is staring a D.U.I. in the face and he is butt ass naked he doesn’t even bat an eye and try to put any clothes on. Go big or go home.