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Vibrator Found In Unconscious Hit And Run Victim

June 18th, 2007 by Mike Honcho · 1 Comment · 4 Views

After being hit from behind by a motorcycle Sunday evening, a 32-year-old woman was left lying near a crosswalk in Fort Collins, Colorado. Two women witnessed the accident and called the police. She had been knocked out from the hit and run and had a broken and bleeding left arm, said one of the women on the scene.

A small crowd around the lady had formed quickly in the busy neighborhood off of Boardwalk Ave. When paramedics arrived she was still unconscious. The paramedics were stretching the victim out to examine her injuries, said one witness. They took her fanny pack off and pulled it up with an iPod attached. The iPod had wires to her ears but also wires running into her shorts.

“This was a serious accident”, said one witnesses, “but when they pulled that vibrator hooked to her iPod out of her shorts you could see everyone’s faces turn red. She was lucky she was still knocked out for the ride to the hospital. I don’t think I could have survived the embarrassment.”

Apparently the “little gadget” she was using is called the OhMiBod. I gotta be honest, I never saw this one coming.

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  • 1 Mitch Martin // Jun 19, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    So who is really at fault? Was the motorcycle driver negligent or was this lady completely distracted by her iPod powered friend and not paying attention to the road around her?

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