I can’t really decide if this is real or just a clever girl trying to scam some chump. Sure college is expensive and student loans are a bitch but I don’t really think this is the best way to raise funds.
“Hey, I think the title says it all. I’m an 18-year-old virgin with student funds to pay and I’m looking to sell my first time right here. I’m brunette, 34C, green eyes, all in proportion and good looking.”
Asked how she wanted to be paid, the greedy teen replied: “Cash would be perfect but what does £10,000 look like? I don’t want to wander round with that much money in case I get robbed.” But she got angry when our man asked if she was a prostitute and lying about losing her innocence. “I don’t know how to prove to you that I’m a virgin. You’ll have to trust me.”
What? You mean there isn’t any kind of certificate of authenticity like with sports memorabilia?
I just checked Google for the exchange rate and £10,000 = $20,107. Good Christ that is a lot of coin.
Original Article: maltastar.com
