If you are still having a hard time figuring out why the rest of the world hates us here is a prime example. Bling H2O is water from a Tennesse spring that they say goes through a fancy ass nine step filtration process. Once that is done they put the water into a frosted glass bottle that is adorned with Swarovski crystals. How much is a bottle of God’s gift to water going to cost you? Only $50 to $90. This is a fucking bottle of water. Does anyone else remember when we were kids and you could go to anyone of your friends houses and drink water for free. You could turn a spigot on the side of the house and water would just flow out of that thing they called the garden hose.
We obviously have a lot of idiots in this country that have way too much money. I am going to head to South Dakota, bottle up a whole bunch of fresh air, and then head to Hollywood to start selling it to the previously mentioned idiots.
Why the fuck would anyone with half a brain in their head pay $90 for something that they can get for free from their kitchen sink? Buy a fucking Brita if the tap water scares you.
Thanks to NJ for sending the link to the story.
Original Article: The Cleveland Leader
