Round 1, Game 1 of the 1st Douche Bag Poll Off pitted two brutally pink polos against one another and the results were horrifying. The winner was none other than this guy, garnering nearly 65% of the vote. Initially I thought this was a surprisingly large first round victory given the opponents extreme doucheness. However, a closer look revealed a key difference between the contenders. Our winner has permanently altered his body in order to reach supreme douchbag heights (see Chinese lettering tattoo, 
sergeant slaughter upper body , and fake and bake skin-tone), while our loser has kept his douchie qualities on the superficial (see peace sign, hemp bracelet, cell phone clip). I suspect our loser could even double for a completely normal dude during the week, before transforming himself Friday night.
Don’t forget to vote in Round 1, Game 2 over on the right hand column. These guys have both altered their bodies, but in a more what-the-hell-was-that-guy-thinking-douche way than last week’s frat-douche winner. Vote early, vote often.
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1 Mitch Martin // Jul 25, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I am not suprised ‘frat douche’ took the win. Pretty much for all the reasons you stated in the post.
For the loser it is just an outfit for the ‘frat douche’ it is a way of life.
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