DBPO Week 1 Update

Round 1, Game 1 of the 1st Douche Bag Poll Off pitted two brutally pink polos against one another and the results were horrifying. The winner was none other than this guy, garnering nearly 65% of the vote. Initially I thought this was a surprisingly large first round victory given the opponents extreme doucheness. However, a closer look revealed a key difference between the contenders. Our winner has permanently altered his body in order to reach supreme douchbag heights (see Chinese lettering tattoo, sergeant slaughter upper body , and fake and bake skin-tone), while our loser has kept his douchie qualities on the superficial (see peace sign, hemp bracelet, cell phone clip). I suspect our loser could even double for a completely normal dude during the week, before transforming himself Friday night.

Don’t forget to vote in Round 1, Game 2 over on the right hand column. These guys have both altered their bodies, but in a more what-the-hell-was-that-guy-thinking-douche way than last week’s frat-douche winner. Vote early, vote often.