This one gallon capacity hip flask straddles the line of genius and ridiculous. There are two main problems with your standard 8 oz flask.
1. It is a bitch to fill.
2. It is only 8 oz which generally only lasts until half time if you are lucky.
I have a feeling this wide mouth beast would conquer the above stated problems but it definitely creates a very unique new problem. Where the fuck or you going to put a one gallon flask? This thing wouldn’t even fit on Andre the Giant’s hip. I think the next logical product to accompany this would be some sort of fake baby suit for it. You could wheel it into the stadium in a stroller and no one would be the wiser. Sure it might cost an extra game ticket but it is a gallon for your favorite hard booze for you and your buddies. An extra ticket would be a small price to pay.
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I’m pretty sure I could get that by CMS at the Cougs games