After spending a little over a week in Miami and the Caribbean, I’d just like to give a little shout out to humidity. Fuck you. Thanks for the chaffed ass and legs, 24-hour-a-day sweating, wet T-shirts, socks, and underwear. Thanks also for the biting flies that you engender. Thanks for the half-assed breaths of luke warm “fresh” air. Thank you also for the sweat line down the middle of the back of my shorts; there’s nothing more appealing than ass sweat marks…and along that line, every chair I sat in thanks you for leaving it wet when I stood up. Suck it humidity.
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Agreed. I lived in VA for about 4 years and I can remember just laying on my bed spread eagle during the summer sweating my balls off trying to go to sleep. Not pleasant.