The International Rules of Manhood are a short series of rules to live by in order to retain your status in Manhood. Here are a few of my favorites.
– Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
– You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.
– Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
– Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
– Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
