I came across a page showing the Top 10 Inventions Men Demand. Here are a couple of my favorite Manventions.
#1) Edible Beer Bottles
This is the number one invention that men demand. Beer and food go together like watching Joan Rivers and committing suicide. So what’s better than bringing the food TO the beer…with edible beer bottles. Each kind of beer would have a different flavored bottle–German beers would taste like sausage, Pabst Blue Ribbon would taste like pretzels–and the edible bottle glass should taste good cold (if you eat the bottle as you drink) or warm (if you wait until the bottle’s empty). Scientists? Get on this…
#10) Laser Guided Condoms
Remember when you saw “Terminator” as a kid and Arnie’s laser-guided handgun was the most badass thing you ever saw? Well, your penis is about to get just as badass…with our final manvention, the Laser Guided Condom. The “practical” use of these puppies is for dead aim–so you NEVER miss with the lights out (you know, just in case you’re prone to throwing your hot dog down the wrong hallway or something). But really, we want this because adding lasers to our wangs would be frickin’ hilariously amazing. You could totally do light shows on the ceiling after she passes out from your love making session, not to mention if you slip one of these suckers on at work, secretly give the old woodpecker some air and start doing some classic laser-pointer gags during a company board meeting. No one would be the wiser! Ohh, I want these sooo bad. Scientissssts!!! Pleaaase!
