One of our readers, M. Taylor, sent us a link to an article in Radar Magazine Online titled the Wrong Exit: 100 Worst Places To Die. It is a pretty fun list but this little gem of a photo was the funniest part of the whole thing. If you don’t recognize that bad ass in the hot tub it is John Stossel of 20/20 fame.
This photo could have easily taken Douche Bag of the Week honors, the guy has a #1 necklace on in a grotto like hot tub for Christ’s sake, but I thought a caption contest would be a little more fun. Leave a comment with your best caption for the photo. Sometime next week, Tuesday or Wednesday, we will choose a winner and I will send the winner a $25 iTunes gift card. I’d like to make it more but this is coming out of my own pocket. My caption is below the photo.
What!? I’m John Stossel son!
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Ya that’s right, my milk-stache would be better than yours
Mike Honcho Sr. (circa 1984)
Who wants a moustache ride?
Thats right I’m balancing the candle.
I told you bitch, I PISS strawberry daiquiris.
I don’t really have a caption but this dude’s mustache looks like a 70s porn star. It’s scary.
Note To Self: Go easy on the strawberry daiquiris before Weekend Update.
1) Is this a daiquiri in my pants or am I just happy to see you?
2) I piss excellence
Watch out Hasselhoff, no one can Stop Stossel.. I’m #1 biatch.
There is a submerged asian girl suckin my balls right this second. That’s why Stossel be number one, son.
Yeah… I just left a floater in your Grotto Heff. Whats up now son?!?!