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Pirates vs. Ninjas

July 31st, 2007 by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment · 1 Views

Ninja StealthI really hate it when somebody puts together a kick ass argument and then just cops out at the end. This cat put together a great PowerPoint presentation with a point by point analysis of who would win the battle between a pirate and a ninja. The presentation is 39 slides long and covers every aspect of the debate. Then instead of strapping a pair of balls on and choosing a winner he throws a curveball in and just declares “Robots Win!”

It’s like watching one of those shows on the History Channel where they declare they are going to find some lost city. They spend a week showing kick ass commercials that always sucker me in about how they are going to find a lost city. Then I invest an hour of my life into the show and at the end they point at a pile of rocks and say, “Is this the lost city? We will never know for sure but you should decide for yourself.”

No I should not decide for myself. I spent an hour watching your bullshit show so you could tell me if said pile of rocks was the lost city or not. Sure I bitch but the bastards drag me in each and every time.

Despite the bullshit ending it is still a pretty good presentation. Check it out.

Pirates vs. Ninjas - The Great Debate of Our Time

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  • 1 Grey // Jul 31, 2007 at 9:23 am

    For the record, ninjas win. Hands down. -Grey

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