So I am putting the final touches on my resume and getting ready to jump back into the job market when I come across this little beauty of a job description.
“Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?” asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse’s outfit.
The “bed-testing” position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 ($854) for one lucky winner, White said.
Condom tester? What!? Yes, please! My hopes and dreams were quickly crushed as I read the article and found out that the job was only available to Australians. What a bunch of crap. I am fairly confident that I could “bed-test” condoms like a champion. Oh well. Looks like it’s back to Craigslist.





















