This came around as an inter-office forward this morning and I have to admit that this is a pretty good list of rules. I am not really sure how many female readers we have and this list may bring the total down to zero but I am going to risk it. There are about 25 total but these are a few of my favorites.
We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note… these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
