It doesn’t take a genius like JoeyPorsche911 to know that Boggs is the supreme nectar of the gods. And although the Boggs is a most delicious treat to enjoy at any time, it is not exactly appropriate to pour a puddle of Boggs on a plate and spin a piece of corn on the cob through, or to shake up and spray over a plate of veggies (actually haven’t tried either before, will tonight, and will get back to you). No, those situations call for the delicious accutrament I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, which by chance happens to sit directly across the isle from the Boggs at my neighborhood grocery store. I perfer the spray bottle variety. I literally get more joy out of one squirt of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter spray than 10 shirtless boner rubbers get from each other on the dance floor at Neighbors. Seriously, it’s that good.
The J.V. Nectar of the Gods
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I as well am a fan of this delicious condiment. However, for my butter requirements, they should make an aerosol can of this stuff. That way I can continue to accelerate the onset of my impending heart attack, and destroy the ozone at the same time.
10 shirtless boner rubbers is a pretty high mark but I can’t argue with it. The taste and delivery system are unmatched.
When are they going to release boggs in a container with a spray or squirt top for us boggs drinkers on the go?
I wonder if Erik Ware reads your blog, he introduced me to the cancer causing delicousness of I can’t believe its not butter spray.