For a measly $19 million you can turn your own piss into a tasty glass of water. NASA just bought one of these kick ass thrones to put into the International Space Station as part of a $46 million renovation. That’s right. They spent almost half their budget on the shitter. Apparently the Russian built toilet uses a U.S. made filter system that only allows tiny water molecules to pass through.
Since I am just swimming in dollar bills, Scrooge McDuck style, from all the ad revenue this kick ass site brings in I am going to purchase three of these bastards. Why do I need three you ask? Well if I am going to start bottling and selling my own piss water then I am definitely going to need more than one aren’t I? Do you think 50 Cent has only one machine making VitaminWater?
I think I will name is something like “MitchWater: The Essence of Mitch”. All I need is fancy paragraph about how good MitchWater is and this stuff will be selling like hot cakes.
