That is right folks tomorrow at 12:30 p.m. (PDT) the Washington State Cougars will kickoff their season against the Wisconsin Badgers on ABC. National TV bitch! I am so excited I could crap myself. There is nothing like cracking that first beer of another glorious Cougar football season. Although I won’t be their in person a 60″ HDTV should suffice nicely. Now I just need to find a few fellow Cougars to enjoy this occasion with. Normally this wouldn’t be a problem but I have to travel out of town this weekend to attend a wedding. Maybe I can recruit J Diggles, as he is attending the same wedding, but I have a feeling he will be sunning himself by the pool instead of enjoying the awesomeness that is the Cougs. No worries though. I will be cracking a boggs at about 12:15 p.m. (PDT) because when the Cougs are on you are never drinking alone.

Think you now how to read any urinal / bathroom situation that can be thrown at you? I did too but with a score of 20 / 60 I am seriously starting to second guess myself. I am not going to give any hints but I will say that one of them is a trick question.

Urinal Test

That’s right this is vodka from the man that brought the world the AK-47. I would love to be able to bust that machine gun shaped bottle of booze out at a party.

Original Post

A new poll about American’s work habits in the office yields some surprising results. You thought you were the only terrible office employee? Think again!

So maybe I haven’t spent a huge amount of time as an office worker, but during my short tenure, I remember frequently falling asleep on my desk during sex, while holding a stolen handful of paperclips. Who knew I was so average?

According to the survey:

45% have fallen asleep on the job.
22% have stolen from their office.
39% have kissed a co-worker while on the clock.

Read more at the link below…

Original Article: NaughtyAmerican

A guy in Germany had the great foresight to build his dream house right on the bend of a busy and dangerous road. Not surprisingly, a car has lost control and crashed into his house…TEN TIMES.

The tenth crash happened just a few days ago when this guy “returned home from shopping to find the shattered vehicle sticking out of his living room.” He’s finally deciding it might be time to move, after 10 cars have plowed into his goddamn house.

How many cars would have to crash into YOUR house before you decided to relocate?

Only in Germany…

Original Article: Reuters

We generally don’t post stuff like this but this picture intrigued me and I couldn’t help myself. Plus I thought of couple of funny lines / captions.

Those headlights would definitely freeze a deer in it’s tracks.

You could see those coming around a corner and still have time to comb your hair.

Real of fake? What is the consensus?

I have been reading Gizmodo for about the last three years. It has been my #1 stop for all gadget related news. Back when I started Joel Johnson was writing the posts and he did a damn good job of it. He covered gadgets that I was interested in and he had a great sense of humor. Just as Gizmodo started to blow up some kind of drama went down and Joel was forced to leave. I stuck with Gizmodo as they made it big and hired an entire team of writers to cover the gadget world. They still do a great job but lately it just hasn’t been the same. These guys are posting machines probably averaging, I would guess, about 40 posts a day. That is great but on any given day there are only maybe 15 that I am really interested in. The rest of it is just a bunch of crap. I had added Gizmodo to the RSS reader on my Blackberry but after a few days of going through posts I didn’t care about I had to remove it.

Luckily for me my man Joel Johnson popped his head up over at Boing Boing and became the writer for their gadgets section. It was just the excuse I needed to jump ship from Gizmodo. As of this post I am off Gizmodo cold turkey.

Boing Boing Gadgets

Not wanting to compete against and possibly cannibalize sales of the iPhone at&t released these shots of four hot new phones that they will drop in the coming month.

This is right up there with the Beachplant. Some necks were made to be broken.

This is amazing, crazy and really, really stupid, but it’s the coolest thing I’ve seen on an innertube in a while.

Practicing up on your WWF moves late night in the kitchen after much booze is not suggested.

Shane Cooke can now join Ozzy Osbourne on the list of crazy ass mo-fo’s that have bitten the head off of a snake. Not just any snake but a fucking python. All just to spite his girlfriend. It seems a little extreme but goddamn it I respect him.

Shane Cooke bit his girlfriend Coleen McGleenon ’s pet snake in half during a fight and remarked that it “tasted lovely,” lawyers testified Friday.

Cooke’s lawyer, Adrian Higgins told the Associated Press his client had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack.

Whaaaaaat!!!??? Alcoholic beverages!!?? I never saw that one coming!

Original Story: All Headline News

This is the kind of SOB that would bite the head off of a snake just to spite someone.

So I came across a post titled “More Curosities From Japan’s Porno Shops” on a site called Demonbaby and I found this weird ass contraption. It is a standard microscope like the one you used in 8th grade science class but this one is apparently designed to look at sperm. I know that people do some weird shit in the privacy of their own bedrooms but I can’t even imagine how this thing would come into play.

DISCLAIMER: This was the only thing that was remotely safe for work so don’t click the link unless you are in a porno friendly environment.

Demonbaby (NSFW)

A guy in Germany was so embarassed about his small penis that he convinced his brother to stand (well, not exactly stand) in for him and have sex with his girlfriend. Evidently, he would just turn out all the lights, go to the bathroom, and then his (supposedly) better endowed brother would enter the room under cover of darkness, and have sex with his girlfriend. This went on for 2 MONTHS!! How small is your penis that you would rather let your brother do your lady then man up and make love to her with that tic-tac?

Both now face criminal charges. I guess the girl wasn’t too happy with either of them.

I really hope I don’t find out that these two were identical twins. But then again, it IS Germany…

Original Article: Metro