A guy in Germany was so embarassed about his small penis that he convinced his brother to stand (well, not exactly stand) in for him and have sex with his girlfriend. Evidently, he would just turn out all the lights, go to the bathroom, and then his (supposedly) better endowed brother would enter the room under cover of darkness, and have sex with his girlfriend. This went on for 2 MONTHS!! How small is your penis that you would rather let your brother do your lady then man up and make love to her with that tic-tac?
Both now face criminal charges. I guess the girl wasn’t too happy with either of them.
I really hope I don’t find out that these two were identical twins. But then again, it IS Germany…





















