Shane Cooke can now join Ozzy Osbourne on the list of crazy ass mo-fo’s that have bitten the head off of a snake. Not just any snake but a fucking python. All just to spite his girlfriend. It seems a little extreme but goddamn it I respect him.
Shane Cooke bit his girlfriend Coleen McGleenon ’s pet snake in half during a fight and remarked that it “tasted lovely,” lawyers testified Friday.
Cooke confessed to head-butting her girlfriend twice and biting her snake because he knew it was her girlfriend’s favorite.
Cooke’s lawyer, Adrian Higgins told the Associated Press his client had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack.
Whaaaaaat!!!??? Alcoholic beverages!!?? I never saw that one coming!
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Biting deadly snakes heads off. Head butting your girlfriend. Wonder if roids had anything to do with this move.
The only thing that could have topped that is to have skinned the bastard, tacked it up on his garage wall and presented a finely crafted snake skin belt a week later to win back her affections.