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Nicole Richie Serves Hard Time

by J Diggles on August 24, 2007

richie.jpgOur favorite Simple Lifer Nicole Richie surrendered to deputies yesterday to serve her 4-day sentence in jail for driving under the influence of drugs. Well, 82 minutes later she was released. Let’s do some quick math on this one….

24 hours per day X 4 days = 96 hours

96 hours X 60 minutes per hour = 5760 minutes

82 minutes / 5760 minutes = 1.4%

She must have had some “extra” good behavior during that 82 minutes in order to cut 98.6% of her jail time off. But of course the Deputy Sheriff claims she was treated “in the same manner as other inmates”. If that is the case I expect Vick’s projected 18 months to be cut to 1 week, which would be an equivalent ratio.

According to the thesuperficial.com, deputies were not able to confirm whether Richie had actually spent any time in a jail cell…good times

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Mitch Martin August 25, 2007 at 9:58 am

Celebrity DUI convictions are such a joke. Lets just make a law that celebrities are above the law and be done with it.

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