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The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies

August 13th, 2007 by Mitch Martin · 1 Comment · 12 Views

Honestly who shit in this guys cereal? Uh oh. That was based on a movie quote I guess I am the unclever asshole now.

Nothing makes a great movie suck like people quoting it day in and day out for months at a time. It’s the go-to route used by individuals who aren’t clever enough to come up with their own material, made worse by them thinking (thanks to the select few that laughed at their referencing) they’ve suddenly become the most hilarious stand-up comedian since George Carlin. Hey dipshit - they were laughing at the actual line, not your “sensational” joke-telling abilities. In fact, you probably butchered it. It was a sympathy laugh. They all secretly hate you. You’re considered one big fucking joke. Even your psychiatrist thinks you should kill yourself. Also, your wife/girlfriend/hand is cheating on you.

Not only does he forget to include Old School which has to be the most quoted movie by me and all my unclever friends but he doesn’t include anything from The Long Kiss Goodnight in the list of Samuel L. Jackson quotes. I would argue that The Long Kiss Goodnight is second only to Pulp Fiction for the best Samuel L. quotes.

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  • 1 J Diggles // Aug 13, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But she’s not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low.

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