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Things That Ruled When I Was Five That Still Rule Now

August 21st, 2007 by Mike Honcho · 1 Comment · 0 Views

As we grow from kids into adults, we start to lose interest in a lot of the things we treasured as a child. But there are some things that are timeless – things that will always be awesome, no matter how old we get. The following is a list of some of my favorites.

Hotel Pools
No matter where I’m going, for whatever reason, my first question upon booking a hotel room is whether or not they have a pool. I don’t know what it is about swimming indoors that gets me so pumped, but a pool at my hotel provides me with just as much enjoyment as it did when I was eight. I may have lost the swimmies, the goggles, and I might not pee in the water (as much), but a hotel pool is always #1 in my book.

Farting on Someone
Some people might say this was never funny, but that’s probably because they were always the ones being farted on. For my money, I don’t think it gets any better than backing someone into a corner and ripping ass on them. I swear, I could live to be a hundred, and I will still laugh every time I see someone tying their shoe, only to have someone else come over and lay one right into their forehead.

Bubblewrap
‘Nuff said. I DARE you to not pop it if it’s lying around somewhere.

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  • 1 Mitch Martin // Aug 22, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    Hotel pools and bubble wrap are still two of my favorite things even with my old balls.

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