MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict.”
Somebody please explain to me how in the hell this happened? I mean it’s not like the guy was asleep he was wide awake watching TV for christssakes. A man that doesn’t try to protect his own twig and berries has lost the will to live. The is only one real way I can see this going down. The ex-wife must have tricked the poor bastard into thinking he was going to get a bj and she poured a little vodka down there to spice things up. Then instead of making the guys day she dropped a match on his vodka soaked balls.
It didn’t turn out well but I have to give the guy some props for watching TV naked while still living with the ex-wife.
