MensHealth wrote up a list of the 5 things you should never say to a woman. Let’s run down the list real quick.
1. “Relax”
2. “I love you” (During a fight)
3. “It’s up to you.” (A.K.A. “Whatever you want to do is fine with me.”)
4. “You knew I was this way when you married me.”
5. (Nothing)
None of these are really that surprising and I think I have used all of them at least once except for #4. Speaking of #4 you have to be a real dumbass to bust that out. You might as well just pull the gun out and shoot your big toe. My lady friend can attest to the fact that I am pretty much a goddamn professional when it comes to #5. When in doubt I just sort of lock up. Now that I see #5 has made it onto this list by the men geniuses at MensHealth I am going to have to adjust my tactics.
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#1a I went/go to Michigan
#1b I went/go to UW