Did you just decide on a new career path after reading that headline? Who wouldn’t want to be a breastician?
Researchers in Hong Kong claim that they have devised a mathematical equation for measuring breasts that result in a perfect fitting bra every time, for every woman. The current, outdated system of measurement is over 70 years old, and coincidentally, that’s exactly the percentage of women wearing the wrong-sized bra. The best part of the new mathematically based measurement system? There are more than 100 key measurements required to get the proper fit. The pimple-faced assistant at JC Penney just got WAY too excited…
One of the reasearchers said that a “woman’s breast is a very complex 3D geometry.”
True. True.
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