The most potent white rapper needs to watch his back - no we’re not talking about Eminem – Mr. Britney Spears, Kevin Federline. Apparently, according to some reputable sources (yes, Entertainment Tonight counts), the FBI (that’s Federal Bureau of Investigation, not Female Body Investigator) and Los Angeles police are looking into a contract hit on Federline. At first, the supposed “contract hit” on K-Fed was taken as a joke, as both departments assumed it was his record’s label attempt at making “Popozao” a legitimate song. For those of you who don’t remember this chart topper back in early 2006, “Popozao” is Portuguese for “big ass.” It’s still unconfirmed as to who’s is the “big ass” being referred to in the song, but it obviously is a fitting term for both Britney and K-Fed now.
Additionally, the super-sperm equipped Federline is currently in a heated custody battle for the two offspring of the couple, also known as Mistake #1 and Mistake #2 (thank you Sarah Silverman). Today, a former bodyguard of Britney Spears recorded testimony that she is, in fact, a train wreck.
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Sounds like Britney is trying to get the kids and bypass those alimony payments.
wait, super sperm? scorned lovers? arm tattoos? is that K-Fed or Mr. Wonka?