A Croatian motorbiker’s penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak. Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: “I don’t remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

“Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.” Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: “Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually.”

I bet this bastard pees his pants next time he is riding through a lightning storm instead of stopping on the side of the road. I haven’t quite figured it out yet but there has to be some way this guy can use this to his advantage with the ladies.

Original Story: Ananova